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Here we go
My wife wants me to have an affair, so I’ve started looking. I forgot how shitty it is trying to find a girl that is hot, nevermind being cool with me being married. I figure eventually I’ll have a hot FWB to tease and please. Never thought of this as a benefit to working from home!
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Most of the way through Steve Jobs’s biography on my iPhone. It’s quite a long book. I think Reamde is the next book I’m starting.
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Holy fuck, it seriously needs to snow. Stat!
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Tingly. Haven’t felt this intense for a while.
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Hash oil spins whoa
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You can’t watch without looking for deer dick.
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My wife took some Xanax, now she’s passed out on the couch. Maybe I should shave her eyebrows…


