Text 15 Apr Here we go

My wife wants me to have an affair, so I’ve started looking. I forgot how shitty it is trying to find a girl that is hot, nevermind being cool with me being married. I figure eventually I’ll have a hot FWB to tease and please. Never thought of this as a benefit to working from home!

Photo 20 Jan Unfortunately I have to work. Fortunately that’s across the hall.

Unfortunately I have to work. Fortunately that’s across the hall.

Text 30 Dec

Most of the way through Steve Jobs’s biography on my iPhone. It’s quite a long book. I think Reamde is the next book I’m starting.

Photo 28 Dec Fix a bug, load the vape, repeat. Work’s a bitch, so sometimes it’s the other way around.

Fix a bug, load the vape, repeat. Work’s a bitch, so sometimes it’s the other way around.

Text 28 Dec

Holy fuck, it seriously needs to snow. Stat!

Text 28 Nov

Tingly. Haven’t felt this intense for a while.

Text 28 Nov

Hash oil spins whoa

Video 25 Nov

You can’t watch without looking for deer dick.

Text 24 Nov

My wife took some Xanax, now she’s passed out on the couch. Maybe I should shave her eyebrows…

Photo 21 Nov Spark it up

Spark it up


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